In Madrid the other week a literary journalist told me the following joke. A man goes into a pet shop and sees three parrots side by side, priced at $1000, $2000 and $3000. 'Why does that parrot cost $1000?' he asks the owner. 'Because it can recite the whole of the Bible in Spanish,' comes the reply. 'And why does that one cost $2000?' 'Because it can recite the whole of the Bible in English and in Spanish.' 'And the one that costs $3000, what does he recite?' 'Oh, he doesn't say a word,' explains the pet shop owner: 'but the other two call him Maestro.'

LRB 12 November 1987 | PDF Download