'You don't hate us in Scotland, Master?' said Professor John Stuart Blackie, the Teuto-Gaelic classicist, to Jowett of Balliol. 'We never think of you at all,' came the lapidary reply.

Drafting a sketch for a BBC radio programme on devolution, I was rung by Professor Phil Williams, a colleague at Aberystwyth who is also Plaid Cymru's spokesman on energy. 'I'm on it with Jack McConnell,' I said.

'Who's McConnell?'

'Scottish First Minister.'

'Well, I never . . .'

This was a benign version of the Jowett syndrome but serious enough: Westminster, Holyrood and Cardiff have become places apart. As the days tick away before the Holyrood elections on 1 May 2003, Labour seems in better shape than the SNP: John Swinney lacks the lethal charm of his predecessor, Alex Salmond, and his members went out of control when selecting candidates for the regional list system, ditching the best and brightest. But the polls show that McConnell is far from being out of the woods.

LRB 5 September 2002 | PDF Download