29 May. Everyone I know is obsessed with Roy Keane's tournament-ending public diatribe against the Ireland manager, Mick McCarthy. 'Who the fuck do you think you are, having meetings about me? You were a crap player, you are a crap manager. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are manager of my country and you're not even Irish, you English cunt. You can stick it up your bollocks.' Mark points out that 'you're not even Irish, you English cunt' is like something out of Beckett. Andy wonders whether 'you can stick it up your bollocks' is an Irish expression or a stroke of inspiration on Keane's part. Myself, I take a more Derridean/psychoanalytic view and think this is a classic example of an aporia: since it is physically impossible for McCarthy to stick something up his bollocks, what Keane is actually signalling, in making an unfulfillable request, is that he doesn't want to play in the World Cup.

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