In the late 1960s, George Bush Jr was at Yale, branding the asses of pledges to the Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity with a hot coathanger. Michel Foucault was at the Societé française de philosophie, considering the question, 'What is an author?'

The two, needless to say, never met. Foucault may have visited Texas on one of his lecture tours, but Junior, as far as it is known, never took his S&M revelry beyond the Ivy League - novelists will have to invent a chance encounter in a basement club in Austin. Moreover, Junior's general ignorance of all things, except for professional sports, naturally extended to the nation known as France. On his first trip to Paris in 2002, Junior, now president of the United States, stood beside Jacques Chirac at a press conference and said: 'He's always saying that the food here is fantastic and I'm going to give him a chance to show me tonight.'

LRB 6 January 2011 | PDF Download