The fifth annual Battle of Ideas was held over a weekend last October at the Royal College of Art in West London. There was a route you could do, a circuit, up the stairs at one end of the windowless basement and down them again at the other, and I did it many times, bag dragging at my back. Each day was divided into five time-slots, each slot into 'strands': the Battle for Energy, Battle for Work, Battle for Reproductive Choice; or Breakfast Banter, Café Controversies, Bookshop Barnie. The talks themselves had titles like 'Working for the State: Public Service or Gravy Train?', 'India's Future: Slumdogs or Millionaires?' So much stuff, so much Horrible Histories alliteration, so many dispiritingly either-or questions: out of 74 talks, I spotted just one whose take-home message I couldn't immediately guess. It was on 'football, greed and the recession', it was called 'Who Ate All the Pies?', and I'm afraid I don't know the answer, because I went to 'Rethinking Freedom in an Illiberal Age: Securing Rights or Celebrating Liberty?' instead.

LRB 8 July 2010 | PDF Download