A man has been mistaken for somebody else. He has been kidnapped, forced to drink a bottle of bourbon and sent off to meet his death in a stolen car. He survives, and decides it is time to get things straight. He bribes his way into the hotel room of the man he is supposed to be. On the table he finds a photograph of the person who tried to kill him the night before. In the bathroom he finds a 'bulleted' hairbrush - his double had dandruff. In the wardrobe he finds a suit. He takes off his impeccably tailored Hitchcock-grey jacket and pulls on the other man's. He shrugs uncomfortably to make the collar sit, then lets his arm hang in mid-air as he stares with distaste at the shortness of the cuffs. He holds the trousers up to his waist. They couldn't be less his style. Gangster bags with woven stripes and turn-ups - and they stop halfway down his shin. 'Obviously,' he exclaims, as if this were the worst injustice done to him, 'they've mistaken me for a much shorter man!'

LRB 6 March 1997 | PDF Download