As a young man working for Lord Beaver-brook's broadsheet Daily Express, I used to have a highly pleasurable daydream in which the coincidence of my name being the same as my employer's led to some confusion among the company lawyers, with the result that I became the proprietor on the Old Man's death. I would visualise myself getting off the bus outside the old Daily Telegraph building in Fleet Street, walking down to the entrance of the big black palace, taking the lift up to the second floor, and bursting into the editor's office just as the morning conference was about to begin. After explaining the circumstances to the astonished assembly, I intended to invite the editor to move over, plonk myself down in his seat, and announce that there were going to be a number of changes.

LRB 28 January 1993 | PDF Download