Thrice has Anthony Burgess begun a novel in bed, with intimations of impropriety and guilt. Getting out of the dreadful thing was the problem posed for the bold bigamist of Beds in the East, the third volume in his Malayan trilogy: 'Either side of the bed was the wrong side. True it was possible to get out of it by inching slowly forward, on one's fat brown rump, to the foot; but that, for some reason, often woke both of them ... ' Syed Omar, we find, is tight-wedged between his sleeping wives - 'most irregular, uncleanly, contrary to the strict Islamic custom'.

LRB 30 December 1982 | PDF Download